Finally Found IT!
Since the day I watched the movie "The Haunting in Connecticut" I couldn't erase from my mind the nursery rhyme which was mentioned in the said movie.
It goes like this:
“One bright day
In the middle of the night
Two dead boys got up to fight
Back to back
They faced each other
Drew their swords
And shot each other
A deaf policeman heard the noise And came and killed
Those two dead boys”
Since then, I wanted to see the full text of this creepy rhyme. That's why I am so glad that I have finally found the whole version of the rhyme. It is entitled "TWO DEAD BOYS".
Ladies and gentlemen, hoboes and tramps,
Cross-eyed mosquitoes and bow-legged ants,
I come before you to stand behind you,
To tell you something I know nothing about.
One bright day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight.
I'll dare my self to know it by heart by the end of the year.
It goes like this:
“One bright day
In the middle of the night
Two dead boys got up to fight
Back to back
They faced each other
Drew their swords
And shot each other
A deaf policeman heard the noise And came and killed
Those two dead boys”
Since then, I wanted to see the full text of this creepy rhyme. That's why I am so glad that I have finally found the whole version of the rhyme. It is entitled "TWO DEAD BOYS".
TWO DEAD BOYS
Ladies and gentlemen, hoboes and tramps,
Cross-eyed mosquitoes and bow-legged ants,
I come before you to stand behind you,
To tell you something I know nothing about.
One bright day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight.
Back-to-back they faced one another,
Drew their swords and shot each other.
Boom-boom, what a crazy world, crazy...
Boom-boom, what a crazy world, CRAZY!
One was blind and the other couldn't see,
So they chose a dummy for a referee.
A blind man went to see fair play,
A dumb man went to shout “hooray!”
Boom-boom, what a crazy world, crazy...
Boom-boom, what a crazy world, CRAZY!
A deaf policeman heard the noise,
And came and shot the two dead boys.
A paralyzed donkey walking on by,
Kicked the copper right in the eye,
Boom-boom, what a crazy world, crazy...
Boom-boom, what a crazy world, CRAZY!
Sent him through a rubber wall,
Into a dry ditch and drowned them all.
Now, if you don't believe this lie is true,
Just ask the blind man -- he saw it, too!
Boom-boom, what a crazy world, crazy...
Boom-boom, what a crazy world, CRAZY!
I'll dare my self to know it by heart by the end of the year.
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